American Actor, Comedian
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Henny Youngman – [Wives]
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
Henny Youngman – [Money]
If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman – [Regret]
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman – [Love]